Jessica Simpson Makes Her Man Happy

Jessica Simpson’s been keeping the romance alive in her relationship with Tony Romo by doing sexy webcam strips for him. A friend told UK tabloid The Sun:

She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show.

Jessica dances in front of the camera until she makes her man happy. I’ll assume that’s code for she dances until she shuts up. And why is Jessica worrying about Tony letting his friends watch her strip tease live? She should be more worried that Tony’s taping her.